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<td align="center">Your Theme Song:

"Mo Money Mo Problems" - Notorious B.I.G. feat. Puff Daddy & Mase

'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com

QuizGalaxy.com - Which Rejected Carebear are You?

LMBO!! Seriously, this is just too wack! lol

You got a
What is your Retro Lunchbox? at QuizGalaxy.com

I love the Smurfs!! Awesome!!
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You are fun and unique.

Your parents should have named you...


Your Pirate Name be ...
Belle DeMorte
You are the most intelligent of all pirates. Although your name is feared, you live a relatively normal life and let your lackeys to all the work for you. You know how to never be caught and live the life of luxury.

'What is your Pirate Name?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Jen --

A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Jen Pills:

Will cause a decrease in ability to focus

'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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What type of hippie are you?
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You scored as One Intelectual Individual

You're a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world, and probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, scalpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they don't understand. People are attracted to that, but there's a good chance you don't care.

One Intelectual Individual


Not a Hippie


New Age Hippie






Original Hippie

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As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!

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I know I have neglected my LJ but I promise and in depth update and camping report shall come to pass soon. I just don't feel like updating right now. lol Maybe this afternoon. Later!
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i am very aggravated with homosapiens at the present moment!!! More to come later!
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1. Gods Will--Martina McBride

2. Welcome Home--brian littrell

3. Wholly Yours--David Crowder Band

4. There goes my life--Kenny Chesney

5. Voice of Truth--Casting Crowns

6. Sanctuary--Michael W Smith

7. You'll always be my baby--Sara Evans

8. Paint me a Birmingham--Tracy Lawrence

9. I'm gonna miss her--Brad Paisley

10. Rebecca Lynn--Bryan White

11. Lucky Man--montgomery gentry

12. Cats in the Cradle

13. With Arms Wide open--Creed

14. I wouldn't take nothing for my journey now--Happy Goodmans

15. Richard Petty Fans--Alabama

16. Meet in the Middle--Alabama

17. Everybody--BSB

18. Cold--Corinna Fugate

19. Convoy--CW McCall

20. Crash and Burn--Savage Garden
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Put your MP3 Player or WMP on shuffle and write down a lyric from each of the first 20 songs. (doesn't have to be the first line) Friends leave their answers in a comment.

1. "before they moved to california, his mother they didn't think he'd live..."

2. "I shine because of you today, so come and sit down, tell me how you are"

3. "And truest sign of grace, was this, from wounded hands redemption fell down..."

4. "That mistake he thought he made, covers up the refridgerator oh yeah..."

5. "Oh what I would do to have the kind of faith it takes to climb out of this boat and unto the crashing waves..."

6. "Lord prepare me to be a Sanctuary, pure and holy, tried and true"

7. "There I was 21, I was so ashamed of what I'd done.."

8. "Picked up a brush and said to me Son just where in this picture would you like to be?"

9. "If I hit that fishin' hole today, she'd be packing all her things"

10. "Singin, Ring around the rosie, pockets full of dreams and posies"

11. "My old truck still runnin' good, my tickers still tickin' like they say it should"

12. "What I would really like dad is to borrow the car keys, see ya later can I have them please?"

13. "I don't know if I'm ready, to be the man, I have to be..."

14. "There's nothing in this that will ever take the place of God's love, all the silver and Gold wouldn't buy a touch from above..."

15. "He won 7 at Daytona, it was STP and 43, King Richard is a Legend and He's a Hero to ME!"

16. "It was 700 fence posts from your place to ours, neither one of us was old enough to drive a car"

17. "AM I sexual? Yeah! Am I everything you need you better rock your body now"

18. "How can you know what I'm feeling, when's locked inside? To wear it on my body tells what words cannot describe."

19. "We crashed the gate doing 98, I said let them truckers roll 10-4"

20. "When darkness is upon your door and you feel like you can't take anymore let me be the one to call"

Music Shuffle!! Top 20 songs that appeared:

1. Heart of Worship--Michael W. Smith
2. How Great is Our God--Chris Tomblin
3. I Am--Eddie James Band
4.East to West--Casting Crowns
5.Go Light Your World--Kathy Trocolli
6.Nobody Knows Me Better--Vicki Yohe
7.Living in Fast Forward--Kenny Chesney
8.Welcome Home--Brian Littrell
9.She's in Love with the Boy--Trisha Yearwood
10. Father, Spirit, Jesus--Casting Crowns
11.It's My Life--Bon Jovi
12.When you Say nothing at all--Keith Whitley
13.God's Will--Martina McBride
14. Love Can Build a Bridge--The Judds
15.Set Me Free--Casting Crowns
16. Lucky Man--Montgomery Gentry
17. Hallelujuah Anyhow--???
18.Somewhere in the Middle--Casting Crowns
19. Every Man--Casting Crowns
20. Sweet Beulah Land--Gaithers Homecoming friends
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Post your answers in a comment....

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

2) What was your dream growing up?

3) What talent do you wish you had?

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

5) Favorite vegetable?

6) What was the last book you read?

7) What zodiac sign are you?

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

9) Worst Habit?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

11) What is your favorite sport?

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

16) Do you have any pets?

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

18) What was your first impression of me?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22) What color eyes do you have?

23) Ever been arrested?

24) Bottle or can soda?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30) Do you swear a lot?

31) Biggest pet peeve?

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

35) Do you believe in God?

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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I have one letter for you today:


And one number! lol

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Gold E. "Goldie" Fish, age 40 (fish years), of Maysville, passed away December 30, 2007 at 6:15pm in his fish tank. Purchased January 10, 2001 from Walmart, he was the fish of Jennifer L. Long of Maysville, and Emily and Lynnie Kisamore of Cabins. He was preceded in death by his sisters, "Lynn E. Fish" and "Emily Gold Fish" both in 2001. 

In addition to his owners, he is survived by his Aunt Letha, Uncle John, Aunt Loretta, cousin Corey, and his animal brothers Jake Man and Cadbury. 

Gravesite services were held Monday December 31, 2007 at the "Bone Yard Cemetery" in Maysville, with Mortician Jennifer L. Long officiating. Last rites were given and "I'll Fly Away" was sung and "I wouldn't take nothing for my Journey Now" was played.
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Who am I to spoil the fun?? Here's my darn letter to santa.....

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] mmonroebpd (-5000 points). In November I stole [livejournal.com profile] puck_the_elf's purse (-30 points). Last Friday [livejournal.com profile] xoxo_cream_xoxo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4386 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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*yaaaaaaaaaaaawn* this up before 8am crap has gotta stop. lol I have to go with Johnny this morning to Franklin and pick up the donuts we sold for Winterfest. We didn't have enough for the truck to deliver them to us so we have to go pick them up. It's so nice....Johnny and I will have to load up 300dz donuts into the church van and THEN unload 300dz donuts at the church and separate them into specific orders. Fun stuff. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining because i volunteered to help but it is stupid that the donut truck won't deliver. *rolls eyes* People! I'm so glad I'm not one.

My back is killing me this morning. It was hurting yesterday. I'm going to have to get it checked I suppose. I really don't have the money to go to the doc and I don't want to borrow anymore from mom. She would have a cow if she knew I was leaving over $200 worth of charges on my credit card this month. I can't help it; 90% of it was gasoline. I know finance charges are going to eat me up but it's not like I can pull money out my butt or that I have a money tree in the back yard. I wish I did. That would be totally cool. Speaking of which, I need to pay mom for the car payment.

Well, I have so much more to say but I have to grab something to eat and then meet Johnny at the church. oh, I ordered an awesome cellphone last nite. It's a Sony Ericsson Walkman phone. It's a slider phone and I can play music and get FM radio. How awesome is that?! lol Okies gotta run.....~J~
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You Will Not Be a Cool Parent

And that's pretty okay. While your kids may not think of you as a friend, they will respect you.
You know that kids need discipline and structure, and you're not afraid to give it to them.
Just be careful that your strictness doesn't lead to rebellion.
It's good to have standards and rules, but you don't need to have an iron fist when enforcing them.

Your Personality Is Like Marijuana

You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
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undertakerchick may explode without warning


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Your problem is Schizophrenia
Will you ever be cured? (8) - Signs point to yes. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? - 77%
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Impulse Killer. You would kill someone out of rage. Isn't that cool? You'd get caught. Impulse Killers aren't smart.
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You scored as Moses. You are emotional and stubborn. Sometimes you feel out of place and like you've failed your family...but you also know that great things can be done through you if your self-doubt gotten rid of.












Bible Character Identity
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You scored as Dig-It-Deeper. You want the razor-blade,
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1 February 1984
Your date of conception was on or about 11 May 1983 which was a Wednesday.

You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 7.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445731.5.
The golden number for 1984 is 9.
The epact number for 1984 is 27.
The year 1984 was a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1983 and ending 2/1/1984.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 29 Shevat 5744.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 30 Shevat 5744.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is which is
12 baktun 18 katun 10 tun 12 uinal 7 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Wednsday, 28 Rabi'u'th-Thani 1404 (1404-4-28).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1984.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1984.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 7 March 1984.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1984.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 June 1984.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 25 September 1984.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 15 April 1984.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 6 March 1984.

As of 2/1/2007 8:58:21 PM EST
You are 23 years old.
You are 276 months old.
You are 1,200 weeks old.
You are 8,401 days old.
You are 201,644 hours old.
You are 12,098,698 minutes old.
You are 725,921,901 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Lee Thompson Young (1984) Big Boi (1975) Lisa Marie Presley (1968)
Pauly Shore (1968) Sherilyn Fenn (1965) Brandon Lee (1965)
Rick James (1948) Sherman Hemsley (1938) Don Everly (1937)
Garrett Morris (1937) Boris Yeltsin (1931) S.J. Perelman (1904)
Langston Hughes (1902) Clark Gable (1901) John Ford (1895)

Top songs of 1984
Like a Virgin by Madonna When Doves Cry by Prince
Jump by Van Halen Footloose by Kenny Loggins
What's Love Got to Do with It by Tina Turner Against All Odds by Phil Collins
I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
Karma Chameleon by Culture Club Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.2880626223092 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

There are 365 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 24 candles.

Those 24 candles produce 24 BTUs,
or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1984 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1984 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1984 in the US there were 2,487,000 marriages (10.5%) and 1,155,000 divorces (4.9%)
In 1984 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1984 the population of Australia was approximately 15,677,282.
In 1984 there were approximately 234,034 births in Australia.
In 1984 in Australia there were approximately 108,655 marriages and 43,124 divorces.
In 1984 in Australia there were approximately 109,914 deaths.

Your birthstone is Amethyst

The Mystical properties of Amethyst

Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone

Your birth tree is

Cypress Tree
The Faithfulness - Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.

There are 327 days till Christmas 2007!
There are 340 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning crescent.
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sun glasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To >>Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This Post To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's called Therapy.


Dec. 17th, 2006 10:59 am
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If anyone has anything that they would like to blame on me, please feel free too. It seems that everything is now my fault and my rather LOUD voice is problem causing. Therefore, in order to solve the problems of the world, I am no longer going to be speaking. I am going to become a mute, a mime, silent. I will only be nodding and writing. This will be my voice. I am no longer using my own. If u call my cell phone, I will not be able to return your call. I will have to email or IM you.

If I'm lucky, maybe I'll be reprogrammed into being a GOOD DECENT LOVING PERSON that my parents, family, friends, and others will love. In the meantime, I'm going to minimalize the "Bitch Jen" part of me. Hopefully this will fix the situation. If it don't, there are always other methods to fix the problem.

Thank you for your cooperation in advance. ~Jennifer~
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Well, here it is another day, more work. *YAWNS* It's way too early to be out of bed on a Saturday! It's 8am and I have to be to work at 9am till 2pm. After that I have to come home, find something to wear to the Christmas partay, (probably have to iron it) and then the party is at 6ish I think. Then tomorrow I've been conned into working which means I only have one day off this week. Oh well, it gives me 40 hours.

Well Friday is the big day. Thank God I have it off because there is so much I have to do. I need to get the main foods for this and find out where I'm going to put everything. I need to go get a Christmas tree for upstairs. Maybe dad will bring one back with him today when he comes home from the Cabin. Then tomorrow morning/afternoon I can decorate it or something. Gosh, I can't believe it's Dec 9th already. Lord where does my time go.

I suppose I better get off here and finish getting ready. I'll talk to you peoples later tonite probably. Adios freaks! ~J~
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