20 Ways to Maintain Healthy Insanity!! LOL

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sun glasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.


4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."


5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.


6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"


7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."


8. Dont use any punctuation


9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.


10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.


11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."


12. Sing Along At The Opera.


13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme


14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.


15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.


16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.


17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"


18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"


19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To >>Have To Let One Of You Go."


20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

1 February 1984
Your date of conception was on or about 11 May 1983 which was a Wednesday.

You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 7.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445731.5.
The golden number for 1984 is 9.
The epact number for 1984 is 27.
The year 1984 was a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1983 and ending 2/1/1984.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 29 Shevat 5744.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 30 Shevat 5744.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.10.12.7 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 10 tun 12 uinal 7 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Wednsday, 28 Rabi'u'th-Thani 1404 (1404-4-28).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1984.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1984.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 7 March 1984.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1984.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 June 1984.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 25 September 1984.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 15 April 1984.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 6 March 1984.

As of 2/1/2007 8:58:21 PM EST
You are 23 years old.
You are 276 months old.
You are 1,200 weeks old.
You are 8,401 days old.
You are 201,644 hours old.
You are 12,098,698 minutes old.
You are 725,921,901 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Lee Thompson Young (1984) Big Boi (1975) Lisa Marie Presley (1968)
Pauly Shore (1968) Sherilyn Fenn (1965) Brandon Lee (1965)
Rick James (1948) Sherman Hemsley (1938) Don Everly (1937)
Garrett Morris (1937) Boris Yeltsin (1931) S.J. Perelman (1904)
Langston Hughes (1902) Clark Gable (1901) John Ford (1895)

Top songs of 1984
Like a Virgin by Madonna When Doves Cry by Prince
Jump by Van Halen Footloose by Kenny Loggins
What's Love Got to Do with It by Tina Turner Against All Odds by Phil Collins
I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
Karma Chameleon by Culture Club Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.2880626223092 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)



There are 365 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 24 candles.

Those 24 candles produce 24 BTUs,
or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1984 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1984 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1984 in the US there were 2,487,000 marriages (10.5%) and 1,155,000 divorces (4.9%)
In 1984 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1984 the population of Australia was approximately 15,677,282.
In 1984 there were approximately 234,034 births in Australia.
In 1984 in Australia there were approximately 108,655 marriages and 43,124 divorces.
In 1984 in Australia there were approximately 109,914 deaths.


Your birthstone is Amethyst

The Mystical properties of Amethyst

Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone

Your birth tree is

Cypress Tree
The Faithfulness - Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.



There are 327 days till Christmas 2007!
There are 340 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning crescent.