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Who am I to spoil the fun?? Here's my darn letter to santa.....

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mmonroebpd (-5000 points). In November I stole puck_the_elf's purse (-30 points). Last Friday xoxo_cream_xoxo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4386 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, undertakerchick

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